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Let’s be real—breakups suck. And when you’re knee-deep in pint-sized ice cream containers at 2 AM, you’ll try just about anything to fix things. For me? That meant dusting off my coding skills and building… wait for it… a HTML heartache intervention. Yep, you read that right. I’m about to walk you through my slightly unhinged digital Hail Mary to win back my ex.

The “Grand Gesture” 2.0

Look, I’m no Shakespeare. Flowers felt basic, love letters seemed iffy, and serenading outside their window would’ve probably gotten me a restraining order. So I did what any Gen-Z with Wi-Fi and abandonment issues would do: I built a website.

Here’s the vibe I was going for:

  • A beating heart emoji that’s either ❤️ or 💔 (no in-between, just like our relationship status)
  • Two VERY high-stakes buttons—one screams “GET BACK,” the other whispers “stay stranger” like a bad Tinder match
  • Emoji rain because nothing says “I’m emotionally stable” like digital confetti and crying faces
  • Dramatic background shifts between Barbie-pink and soul-crushing grayscale

The pièce de résistance? The footer that casually mentions it’s “made with blood and tears by SYLVESTER ADY… your ex.” Subtlety is my middle name, obviously.

How It Works (Besides My Fragile Ego)

Let me break it down like I’m explaining it to my therapist:

  1. The Heart Plays Hard to Get
    That pulsing ❤️ isn’t just decoration—it’s rigged with CSS @keyframes to mimic a heartbeat. Click “Get Back” and it goes full rom-com mode with floating hearts. Choose “Stranger”? Congrats, you’ve activated emo mode: gray filters, broken heart, and a downpour of 😭 emojis.

  2. Passive-Aggressive Code Comments
    Peek at the JavaScript and you’ll find gems like // Keep this running like my hope for reconciliation between event listeners. It’s like leaving Post-It notes for my ex in binary.

  3. Mobile-Optimized Desperation
    Used clamp() for responsive fonts because my pleas look just as tragic on iPhone screens as they do on Androids. Priorities, right?

The Real Magic (And Cringe)

Let’s talk about the vibe. The initial message hits ‘em with:

“Yo, I can’t live without you bro… let’s GB pookie”

Translation: I miss our inside jokes and will weaponize them for nostalgia points.

And the results? Pure poetry:

  • If they cave: “YOOOOO THANK YOUUU POOKIE<3 MESSAGE ME ASAP!!!” (read: I’ve already drafted 37 unsent texts)
  • If they bolt: “I-I- I CAN’T WITHOUT U VRO… PLISSSSSSSSSSSS” (read: I’m 3% away from learning voodoo)

Why This Might Actually Work

Hear me out:

  • Nostalgia bait: The emojis, slang, and inside references are curated like a museum of us
  • Low-key vulnerability: Humor masks the “I downloaded a JavaScript tutorial at 3 AM” panic
  • No take-backsies: Unlike drunk texts, they can’t unsend a whole dang website

Update: Did It Work?

It didn’t work. She choose to be a stranger with memories…sigh

Moral of the story?
Sometimes you code a love letter. Sometimes you code a time capsule of cringe. Either way, you’ll learn two things:

  1. CSS animations are weirdly therapeutic
  2. Closure comes in .html files too

P.S. If you’re reading this, ex-person-who-definitely-isn’t-my-ex: the site’s still live. No pressure. But also… 👀

P.P.S. To everyone else: Maybe just send a text. Your GitHub repo will thank you.

<!-- This is the actual "Made with blood and tears" footer from my project -->
<footer>Made with blood and tears by SYLVESTER ADY.... your ex</footer>